The rules of "Sex Buddies"

Lately I've been hearing a lot about "friends with benefits", "fuck buddies", etc. And every time I hear about it, I hear about people breaking the rules. Oh yes. There are rules. You would think it would be simple right? It's just sex. Well that's how it's supposed to be. But no one seems to remember the rules. So I'm going to go ahead and rant about that right now. The best part about having a friends with benefits relationship is that there is no relationship. All that crappy emotional stuff that makes everything so complicated is out. But it's important to keep in mind a few things so that it doesn't get ruined.

1.) It is just sex. Not "hey wanna watch a movie and get some dinner?" No. It's just "hey my roommates are out, be here in five". That's it. Hanging out besides sex (unless it's in a large group, that's not too bad) just tends to lead to emotions. And that is bad. Remember that.

 2.) Cuddling afterwards=NO. Cuddling is the epitome of a relationship. This is not supposed to be something sweet and special. It's just High-Five and Out as I like to call it.

 3.) There is no reason to be a total dick though. Having more than one fuck buddy at a time is just a little excessive and mean. Even if emotions aren't in it, it's just rude. But if you do plan to have more than one, be honest about it. There's no reason to lie. The worst that happens? You lose one. But oh hey, you have another.

 4.) NO HANGING OUT BESIDES SEX. I really can't stress that enough. Seriously people. Seriously.

 5.) Cutesy little texts really aren't necessary. Save that for your boyfriend/girlfriend.

 I think that's all. It really annoys me how people still manage to screw up something as simple as this. Basically, if you don't want a relationship but you want sex, follow these rules and you really can't go wrong. If you suddenly decided "hey this person doesn't suck as human being and I wouldn't mind dating them" then go ahead and break the damn rules. But the in-between shit where one person just wants sex but is leading the other person on by completely disregarding everything I have just ranted about is fucked up. Stop that shit.